people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life
i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life
each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more
we dem boys
dont forgive people who arent sorry for what they did
jesus did….im just saying
do i look like jesus to u
“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax
Half of the people on tumblr: “I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft, fluffy bunny heart full of feelings.”
Me, unable to relate: “I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is always 2 seconds away from serious violence.”
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !
me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die